Hi there, my multi-hair-colored darlings. I'm Micki Wagner, or as you might know me already, The Residential Blonde. I took on the name “The Residential Blonde” because I am your typical white girl – I drink Starbucks, my nails are always painted (seriously, they haven’t been un-polished for the last seven years, which probably isn't healthy, but anyway), I watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians religiously (every Sunday; can I get an amen?), and, most importantly, I am blonde. I am so proud to be blonde, in fact, I used to only dress up as blonde icons for Halloween when I was little; oh yeah, I’m talking Cinderella, Elle Woods, even Britney Spears in her ‘Oops, I Did it Again’ red leather jumpsuit circa 2000. Some people choose to be blonde, others are born with it; I am a member of the latter and loving it *sassy three-point snap*. But no matter what color my hair is, my soul will always be blonde. Being blonde is a lifestyle, and I’m about that life.